zaterdag 21 mei 2011

The incredible oneliners!

So once again: Check out my site: 


Now here are some oneliners:
  • How do you like your egg? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized?
  • What should I do to seduce you?
  • I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • I want to be your Adam! *Only works if the girl is called Eve*
  • Do you have a compass and a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!
  • DAMMMMMNNN GUUURRLLL!!!!!
  • Is your father a thief? Because he took all the stars and put them in your eyes!
  • Nice dress, it looks good on you! But I like it better next to my bed!
  • What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers...
  • I figured you wanted beer! *When spilling beer on her*
  • Do you speak English? Do you kiss French?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

12 opmerkingen:

  1. the phone number one is like a complete lol

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  2. Hahaha. I like these, nice post mate.

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  3. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" is always a classic!

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  4. Do you speak English? Do you kiss French? HAHAHHA

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  5. I'll totally use this one: "What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers..."

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  6. The first one is the only one I haven't used yet. hahahahaha

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  7. Hi, my names *your name here*, but you can call me tonight!

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  8. I'm not sure if these would actually work though

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  9. I don't think a single one of these has ever worked. :/

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  10. LMAO, those are great :P. Won't work, but nonetheless a good joke!

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