The Chocolate Trail

Original move can be found here:

The Chocolate Trail

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 The Chocolate Trail

This will require some preparation.
You will need to set a trail of chocolates from your very own bedroom to a bar.

Once you've done that speak to a girl and let her follow the trail.

And... yourin!

The actual trick is in the amount of alcohol in the chocolates! Chocolates with a lot of alcohol are disgusting therefor you should slowly increase the amount of alcohol in the chocolates. Of course the chocolates with the least amount of alcohol near the bar and the chocolates, that are basically a shot near your bed.

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• The Slowmotion
• The Scuba diver
• The Shoeless
• The Sheen
• Does this smell like chloroform?
• The Chocolate Trail

Does this smell like chloroform?

Original move can be found here:

Does this smell like chloroform?

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 Does this smell like chloroform?

Obtain some chloroform. How? I don't care (and know) but just get some. After all that is what this entire site is for; getting some...
Put the chloroform on a towel or any piece of cloth.

Grab your balls because you will need them...
Ask a girl: "Does this smell like chloroform?" then hold your piece of cloth near her nose.
She will like it so much, she will "drop dead".
No further explanation needed!

And... yourin!

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• The Slowmotion
• The Scuba diver
• The Shoeless
• The Sheen
• Does this smell like chloroform?

The Sheen

Original move can be found here:

The Sheen

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 The Sheen

This might be one of the hardest moves with the least preparation time. However it's probably also one of the most awesomest there is. IMPORTANT: This trick is all about attitude!

Go to a local bar with any erotic magazine. Just "read" it and look for some girls to make eye contact with. Now here starts the actual move. Once you made eye contact, ignore her but try to let her come to you.

When she comes after you (not if, but when) get ready for a "Meh... I don't care."
She will talk some rubbish, which neither of the parties will care for.
Respond with: "I don't care, you know what, perhaps if you can bring 6 other girls, a bottle of Scotch and some coke. Call me when you found your friends, here is my card!"

Just leave
And... yourin!

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• The Slowmotion
• The Scuba diver
• The Shoeless
• The Sheen

The Shoeless

Original move can be found here:

The Shoeless

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 The Shoeless

Take your shoes off and lay them near the bar.
Go to a hot girl, preferably not near your shoes.
Walk to her and compliment her, how nice her shoes are.
Don't forget to look a bit too obvious at her shoes.
She will most likely notice that you are only wearing socks.

Now there are 2 scenarios possible:

• The why don't you wear shoes question?

Tell her you are making this a not cliche pick-up line.
And ask her if you can buy her a drink.

• The where are your shoes question?

Tell her that your shoes are at the bar.
Ask her to come along and tell her you will buy her a drink.

And... yourin!

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• The Slowmotion
• The Scuba diver
• The Shoeless

The Scuba diver

Original move can be found here:

The Scuba diver

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 The Scuba diver

First, rent a scuba suit.

Go to your favorite spot with the scuba suit. Walk around for a while to make sure that everybody has seen your scuba suit. Eventually they’ll start wondering why you are wearing a scuba suit, thus creating a mysterious vibe around your persona.

After a while approach a hot girl and say “Baby, I’m gonna make you só wet tonight..”
She will laugh. Hopefully.

And... yourin!

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• The Slowmotion
• The Scuba diver

The Slowmotion

Original move can be found here:
The Slowmotion

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 The Slowmotion

Search on the internet for some slow music on a piano.

Download it as a mp3 file and put it on your mp3-player.
Go to your favorite spot with your mp3-player and your speakers. Wait for the perfect girl to spot you, at that moment, you play the song which is on your mp3-player. Then shake from the left to the right and back a couple times in slowmotion. Stop shaking your head and look at the girl.

Say in a low voice (the finishing touch for the slowmotion effect)

“Hey! How are you doin'?”

And... yourin!

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• The Slowmotion

The incredible oneliners!

So once again: Check out my site: 

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Now here are some oneliners:

• How do you like your egg? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized?
• What should I do to seduce you?
• I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• I want to be your Adam! *Only works if the girl is called Eve*
• Do you have a compass and a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!
• DAMMMMMNNN GUUURRLLL!!!!!
• Is your father a thief? Because he took all the stars and put them in your eyes!
• Nice dress, it looks good on you! But I like it better next to my bed!
• What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers...
• I figured you wanted beer! *When spilling beer on her*
• Do you speak English? Do you kiss French?
• Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.

Hello everyone!

This is the begining of my new blog!
Other then this blog I also have my official site here:


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The content will be basically the same. The only difference will be the time it's updated!