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Now here are some oneliners:
- How do you like your egg? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized?
- What should I do to seduce you?
- I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- I want to be your Adam! *Only works if the girl is called Eve*
- Do you have a compass and a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!
- DAMMMMMNNN GUUURRLLL!!!!!
- Is your father a thief? Because he took all the stars and put them in your eyes!
- Nice dress, it looks good on you! But I like it better next to my bed!
- What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers...
- I figured you wanted beer! *When spilling beer on her*
- Do you speak English? Do you kiss French?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.