So once again: Check out my site:
Now here are some oneliners:
- How do you like your egg? Scrambled, sunny side up or fertilized?
- What should I do to seduce you?
- I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- I want to be your Adam! *Only works if the girl is called Eve*
- Do you have a compass and a map? Because I am lost in your eyes!
- DAMMMMMNNN GUUURRLLL!!!!!
- Is your father a thief? Because he took all the stars and put them in your eyes!
- Nice dress, it looks good on you! But I like it better next to my bed!
- What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers...
- I figured you wanted beer! *When spilling beer on her*
- Do you speak English? Do you kiss French?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans.
hahaha at the 'adam' one!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenthe phone number one is like a complete lol
BeantwoordenVerwijderenHahaha. I like these, nice post mate.
BeantwoordenVerwijderen"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" is always a classic!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenDo you speak English? Do you kiss French? HAHAHHA
BeantwoordenVerwijderenI'll totally use this one: "What a coincidence, we both have a phone! Perhaps we should share numbers..."
BeantwoordenVerwijderenThe first one is the only one I haven't used yet. hahahahaha
BeantwoordenVerwijderenmitch hedberg! love him!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenHi, my names *your name here*, but you can call me tonight!
BeantwoordenVerwijderenI'm not sure if these would actually work though
BeantwoordenVerwijderenI don't think a single one of these has ever worked. :/
BeantwoordenVerwijderenLMAO, those are great :P. Won't work, but nonetheless a good joke!
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